Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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