All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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