We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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