i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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