i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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