Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Randomize
