# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Enjoy the penises
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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