im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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