So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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