he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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