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She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
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Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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