he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
