She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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