How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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