Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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