I must be too annoying 4 u.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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