Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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