fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
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and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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