North Korea, Best Korea!
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Drake has all the answers
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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