my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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