Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
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I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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