The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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