it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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