idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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