The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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