hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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