great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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