and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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