Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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