I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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