He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
this just has baby written all over it
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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