he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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