Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
COCAINE IS GR8
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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