Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Houston, we have a squirter
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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