I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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