One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
