Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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