So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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