My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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