So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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