We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
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i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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