New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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