Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
