I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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