K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Are we still banned from the library?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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