Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I skipped work to stalk him.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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