Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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