Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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