You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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