It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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