One girl and one boy is just not enough.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
This baby is an asshole
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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