well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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