Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
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It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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