my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My pussy is not your playground.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
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How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
I'm really busy with my period
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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