put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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