Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
You pole danced in your parka.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
