hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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