i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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