Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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