i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
This is classic penis vs brain.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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