Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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